campylucius:

broken-horn-of-equius:

kleeklutch:

altair-ibn-la-booty:

My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

everythingfox:

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

what a good and respectful wildlife interaction, from both sides!

proudfreakmetarusonniku:

bny83:

…you can’t “call someone out” for beliefs they no longer hold. that is called digging up irrelevant dirt as an excuse to harass and ostracize someone. i can think of literally nothing more transparently malicious

if people can’t change their beliefs, are we all meant to just fucking die the second we make a wrong decision? it’s stupid and unsubstainable

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

only-tiktoks:

Me when they go into what appears to be a microwave:

pizzaotter:

itskyalenotkyle:

When you drop anything in the bathroom

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

everythingfox:

HR will need to hear about this

beardedmrbean:

linguisticparadox:

minty-mayhem:

somedumbassclown:

unicronpotato:

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

Everyone look at this

The ending is incredibly satisfying

I laughed like NEEEEHEHEHE

largishcat:

nonegenderleftpain:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

payidaresque:

Jessica Alba in
Honey (2003) ✧ dir. Bille Woodruff

everythingfox:

Core memories being made

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